I could have been a podcaster.

The title of this episode almost sounds like something rude.

Not a single word about the force was uttered by anyone in this entire film.

I still think this is one of the saddest films ever ever made.

Do you like these things?

This episode was supposed to be recorded next time. We did it by mistake. It would appear that we have a problem.

Here's a film with some of the greatest actors ever.

ABP Always Be Podcasting.

Time for a little foreign adventure with The Lives of Others.

Join Kevin Costner on a quest to put right what once went wrong. We're going to go back, and to the left.

Here's a little something for everyone. We're back with a couple of new things including a new structure to the show and this smashing little movie from Korea.

Know your movie history. Where did the Dark Knight begin? In the Empire of the Sun, that's where.

Also this will be the last episode for 2 weeks while we take a holiday.

Thank you to all of our listeners who have helped us to get this far. It wouldn't be as much fun without you guys.

A story of magical mice and large men.

If you record it they will listen.

There are so many things we hate, and we're a particularly angry bunch of people so it's time to talk about some of the things that we hate.

If this podcast is a complete flop we stand to make millions!

We go into the wild with the latest Sean Penn film.

This podcast goes up to eleven.

A very old classic film noir.

Can Batman get Gladiator to the train on time? I'm sure you'll know by the end of the film. Just look out for the cows.

The man in the hat is back. No, not the one that like to say yes, but the one with the whip. Cool whip, cool whip. Cool. Whip. Cool whip.

Subtitles and it's in black and white. Does it get any more serious than this?

This is the one where Gladiator is on a boat being British. Mind you, he's pretty British in Gladiator too.

Time for something a little foreign and a little low budget.

It's time to buzz the tower.

This episode is brought to you by the letters A and G, and by the number 5.

Say hello to my little podcast.

We welcome you to podcast land tra la la la la la, la la la, la la laaaaa!

The proper one, not the Brian Singer one.

SPOILERS! If you haven't seen this film we really spoil it. You should really watch the film before listening to this episode. Apart from that we have a very special guest.

Now you see it!

It simply had to be done at some point.

...but not too close.

An oscar winning movie with people acting in it. This week we talk about it, telling you what we think. There are a few comedic moments in this weeks show as the gang jape, jibe and generally get up to capers.

Will this be a clllllllllassic?

I didn't kill my wife.

Just the facts.

You'll like this.

Something a little softer from Mr Kitano. Oh, and since we recorded this episode they've released the soundtrack on iTunes.

Hana-Bi on Love Film

Hana-Bi on Play.com

Hana-Bi Soundtrack on iTunes UK

Hana-Bi on Amazon.com

There's 12 of them, they're angry and they're men. Cllllllasic  stuff people.

Mike from Neighbors is back in a western set in Australia. Maybe it's the west of Australia. I don't know.

Find out who was the best, who was the worst, and other stuff too.

It's that time again. Merry Christmas to you all.

Dogma film making. Not to be confused with the film Dogma. They are two very different things.

Two men dressed as women.

A Bergman film. Not Ingrid, the other one. Who to be fair doesn't sound too dissimilar.

Hour of the Wolf on Play.com

Ingmar Bergman Collection (4 Discs) on HMV.co.uk